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janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

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lilbijou:

meme-daddy420:

lilbijou:

interested in a white boy? ask him how he feels about reverse racism and affirmative action first

always

both are myths created by the Zionist World Government to enslave humanity

I was sittin here laughing to myself like I bet this nerd be wearin bow ties and whew was I not disappointed in the slightest

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adorablesnakes:

snake-lovers:

Dasypeltis sp.

Snakes are weirdos in the best possible way.

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thehidingcat:

stupidmiiverseposts:

There has only been five female characters comfirmed playable compared to fifteen male characters.

I’m amazed at those exact numbers because 33% is the point where men will start thinking there’s a majority of women in a group.

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solar-radiance:

*steps into shower*

*forgets to remove eyeliner*

*steps out of shower*

*Joins The Black Parade*

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ratchet-jean:

casspie:

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You spin me right round baby

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Right round like a record baby

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Right round round round

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everyone is dead

via .
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bookshop:

This is my new favorite thing in the history of life

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geeses:

if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore

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